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Samreen Anjum

Man Foolish

one day one person going for buy some meal . he doesn't know cooking.so one person give some list to cooking meat.so he loss his meal . one man tell him your meal know lost. he tell him that he have the list of cooking

· 1 Like · Dec 06, 2018 at 10:12
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Sarmad Ali

Do Dost

Ek dost doosre se: ""Yaar tum kis din paida hoowe ho?""
Doosra: ""Jumme(friday) ke din aur tum kis din paida hoowe ho?""
Pehla: ""Itwar(sunday) ko.""
Doosra: ""Jhooth mat bolo! Itwar(sunday) ko to chhutti(holiday) hoti hai.""

· 1 Like · Dec 06, 2018 at 01:12
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Imran Khan

Aankhen

aik admi andha hota hai woh aik aurat se
milne jata hai woh naha rahi hoti hai woh pochti kaun hai to woh kehta hai main hon woh aurat nangi bahir aa jati hai to admi use mathai data hai woh pochti hai kis khusi main admi kehta hai meri aankhen theek ho gaie hain

· 1 Like · Dec 05, 2018 at 17:12
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Aleezay Abbasi

Mein Kheriat Say Hoon!

aik admi ko mazak ki buhat adat thi us ney apnay dost ko america khat likha jis mein sirf yeh likha tha key mein khariat sey hoon .is key kuch din baad america sey aik bhari parcel aiya jis ko choraney key liye us aaadmi key kafi paisey kerch hogaee jab us ko khool ker dekha tu us mein sey aik pather nikla jis key saath chit lagee huee thee aur us chit per likha tha key merey dil sey fikar ka bhari pathar utar gaya .......he.hehehe

· 2 Like · Dec 05, 2018 at 09:12
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Nadeem Moti

Do Plate Topie Topie

aak dafa aak admi hotel per khana khany gayia.use nan vator say kaha kah kyia paka houa hay to vator nan jub sari tufsil batye to thoree dar bahd woh bhool gayia kah vator nan usay kyia batayia tha.
asee tarah woh vator ko 4/5 bar bulata raha ore poochta raha kah (kyia paka hay) to vator nan tang aa kar kaha-
kah ""lun"" paka hay.
to admi nan order dayia ""2 plate topie topie lay auo""

· 1 Like · Dec 05, 2018 at 00:12
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Samreen Anjum

Brilleant Joke

do bache aapes me baten kar rahe hote
hain aik kehta hai mere abboo itne gram
chai peete hain ke choole se uterte he
chara lete hain . dosra kehta hai bus
mere abboo to dood(Milk)pee kar choole
par baith jate hain. haaaaaaaaaa

· 1 Like · Dec 04, 2018 at 16:12
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Javed Ashraf

Lolzzzzzzzz

whats common b/w audio casette and women?????????????????? u can use their both sides..........lolzzzz

· 1 Like · Dec 04, 2018 at 08:12
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Ali Awan Malik

KAUN SAHAB

EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.

· 1 Like · Dec 04, 2018 at 01:12
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Maryam Rauf

Baap Beta

Aek dafa aek baap or beta bahir jatay hean baap ka beta neechay girey hoi cheeze dakhata hai or utha lata hai us ka baap kahta hai kea neechay gerey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay phir thori durr he jatay hean tu us larkay ka baap gir jata hai naalay mea woh kahta hai beta mujeh bahir nikalo tu us ka beta kahta hai baap aap nea he tu kaha tha kea betay girey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay

· 2 Like · Dec 03, 2018 at 18:12
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