Miscellaneous

The biggest joke on Doctors
Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehele le aate to hum isko bacha lete...
Boy's -Abey!

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15 minute pehele to accident hua ha

"Colgate" se daant saaf krain
"pepsodent" se mazboot krain
''closeup" se fresh krain
or agar phir bhi white na hoon to bina sharmae..
"HARPIC" use krain:)

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Pata Chala..

K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Hai jisko gutka nahi mil rha...

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Aby tere pas kuch hai to dy.

Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Pata Chala..

K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Hai jisko gutka nahi mil rha...

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Aby tere pas kuch hai to dy.

3 UnfOrgettable things in Our Life.
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!! ;-)
har baar emotional honay ki zarurat nahi hai!

Mujhe gham es bat ka nai k meri abhi tk shadi nai hu-e,
"Dost"
Khushi tou es bat ki hey tmhari b nai hue,
\(',')/ aahaa
) ( baly baly

3 womens.
Topic: Husband se kam krwana.
American: mene Husbend se kha k aynda khana tm pkawoge.
2nd day us ne kuch nhi kya.
3rd day usne rost bna lya.

German: mene husbnd se kha aynda ghr ki safai tm kroge.
2nd day wo chup rha.
3rd day pura ghar saaf tha.
Pakistani women mene un se kha k apne kapre
tm wash kroge,apne sb kam khud kroge
Aagle din mujhe kuch nazr na aaya
2nd day b kuch nzr na aya
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3rd day aankh ki sujan kuch utri tu thora nzr aya

Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,
Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,
Wah,Wah.

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Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?