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A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg - even though he knows you are slightly cracked!

Silly horror movie dialogue:
"Hey, anybody there?"
As if the ghost gonna reply, "I am in the living room! Want a drink?"

Relationship is just like water.


No Size

No Shape

No Place

No Taste

But it's essential for life.

So save it forever.

Santa: I am fed up of my life.

Banta: Now what happened?

Santa: Everytime I'm about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up!

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Eid wishes outshine the rest;

They're undoubtedly the best.

May these come to your arms;

Like Allah's alms!

May your Eid be full of Almighty's bounties!

Wife: Darling, kuch aisi baat karo ki mai khush ho jaun aur jal bhi jaun.

Husband: Jaan tum meri Zindagi ho aur... aur... aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi pe.

A surgeon went to visit his twin brother, a vicar, at a parish. During his morning walk a parishioner, mistaking him for the vicar, congratulated him on his sermon.

"Sorry," replied the surgeon. "I am not the twin who preaches, I am the one who practices."

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.