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Sorry, honey! Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours.

A women's tears are her way of winning by Duckworth-Lewis method!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

May the kites of your dream always fly high;

May the bonfire keep you warm with gratitude;

May you experience sweetness of Reoris at all times;

And may the sesame impart flavour to your life!

Happy Lohri!

"Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.

Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!

"Cheat & love" but don't "love & cheat". "Think & love" but don't "luv & think". "Luv d broken heart" but don't "break d loving heart!"

Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly, gently, softly.

What's the kindest thing you can say about egotists?

At least they don't talk about other people!

Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?

Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!