Insults

Let me know if I say anything that offends you, I might want to offend you again later!

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a**!

Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly... Gently...

I hate two-faced people because it's harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.

Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.

It's not that I hate you. It's just that if you caught fire, I'd roast marshmallows!

Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly, gently, softly.

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

Ultimate Insult:


A Boy texts a girl.

Boy: Hey.

Girl: Hi! What are you doing?

Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.

Girl: Aww How cute!

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Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!