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Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.

U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

Cat: Meow...

Pappu: Meow...

Cat: Meow Meow...

Pappu: Meow Meow...

Jeeto: Stop aping the cat!

Pappu: No Mum, it's not like that. Actually, OMG! I speak cat!

A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are!

Candy Crush might be a great game;

But it kills time, and I find it inane;

You love it and need more gifts and lives;

When involving players, please avoid my name;

As It's turning out to be source of my bane!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u... it's none of ur business.

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank God, my husband is safe!

Thanks to those:

Who hated me, they made me a stronger person;

Who loved me, they made my heart bigger;

Who were worried about me, they let me know that they actually cared.

Who left me, they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.

Wish you a fabulous New Year filled with peace, prosperity and happiness!

Relations are like stapler pins.

Easy to attach but very hard to detach; and even if the pin is removed it always leaves its mark!