Tag: Jokes

GF = Where R u?
BF = I'm At "Bank"
GF= I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress
BF= Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK "KHOON PIYEGI..? :->

Teacher: Galti honay pa maafi manganay
walon ko kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Samjh dar
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Teacher: Aur galti na honay paa b maafi
manganay walay ko kiya kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Boyfriend..:P:P

Larka dost se :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai…:P:P

Wife or husband Mall se nikle to ek
faqeer ne
kaha :
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Shehzaadi !!!
5 Rupay de de……Andha hoon
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Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha ar
bola :”De de…
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Sach mein andha hai …

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Jab Upar Likha hai k garmi Hai
to Neechay Kaun sa A.C Laga Hai Jo Dekh Rahay Ho.@

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

Ghussy ka aana Mard Hony ki Nishani Hy,
mgr
Ghussy ko pee Jana
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"Shadi shuda Ma"
Hony ki Nishani Hy...rd

Ek Bewakoof Shohar ghar me naach raha tha, Uski B.V ne puchha:
Q naach rahe ho ??
Bewakoof Shohar: Abhi dawai pi hai bottle hilaana bhool gaya tha

3 saal k bache ny pyar ki definition batayi
Pyar pamper me hue su-su ki tarha hota hy
Jb hota hy to kisi ko nazr nhi aata bs khud ko hi feel hota hy.....: ¡:D