Tag: Jokes

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤

Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujh ko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujh ko
Tum to samandar ho tumhay meri zarurt kya
Main to piyasa hon
.
7up hi pila do mujh ko..
ha.ha,ha.ha.
Har sms Dukhi nai hota...!
" /('-')/"

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.
.
.
.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Me Kuch Nahi Hai
So
Jaldi Se SHADI Kar K Waldain Ban Jayen-)
"*Rishta Wohi
Soch Nayi*" :-)

Arz Kiya Hai.
Kamal Tere Nakhre
Kamal Tera Style Hai
Wah Wah
Kamal Tere Nakhre
Kamal Tera Style Hai
Mooh Dhone Ki Tamiz Nahi
Aur Hath Mai Mobile Hai...?
hahaha ab bol wah wah...!
Plz mind zror krna wrna msg ka mza nhe aae ga.

Professor:
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D

Strange FACTS:
1=1 Luqma 7sec K bad pait m pohnchta h
2=Insani baal 3kg tk wazan utha sakta h
3=Hr insaan Ki naak ki Lambai us K hath K angothey K brabr hoti h.
Baad me napna
4=Ladkiyan Ladkon ki nisbat zyada palken jhapakti hn
5=or apka dhiyaan abi tk naak pr hi h?
Naap Lo, koi nhi dekh rha:

"Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori",,
;
"Dono Milnay Lagay Chori Chori",,
;
"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelein Aankh Macholi"
:
"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli",,
"JAANU SORRY"
"I HATE LOVE STORY" /\../\( '=;='),-''"-,/ ¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEEYAAAOOOOON,,

Nakaam ho jati hein meri Saari Koshishen tumari Narazgi k Aagay..
,
,
Na-janay kahan se Seekha hy tum ne "Kharboze" Jesa Munh Bnana..
Hahahahahaha