Tag: Jokes

Girl: janu apni ye Diamond
ring muje
de do…
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
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Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad
krungi…
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Boy: yaad toh tum wese bhi
muje
krogi…
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Girl: wo kese ??
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Boy: ye soch kar ki mujse
diamond
ring mangi thi ……………..
or Kamine ne nhi di…

What is the intresting thing in
tom and jerry..???
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pura din nange ghumenge saale,
aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge
to swimming suit pehan k
jayenge..

EkdUm jAkkAs:-

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur
khali bartan main spoon firane laga.

JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?

Santa: “Chutiya” =))

Mat Khel Meri Dosti Se, Bohat Nazuk Mizaj Hoon Main ..
Tujhe Khabar Bhi Na Hogi Yun Hi Hanstay Hanstay
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Chamat wamat Maar Dunga..
Han nhi to. . .

MOBILE AYA
P.C.O KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
WATCH KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
TORCH KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
TAPE KHATAM
MOBAIL AYA
KHATT KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
RADIO KHATAM
MOBAIL AYA
CALCULATR KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
CAMERA KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
EID CARD KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
SUKOON KHATAM
PHIR
PHIR
REHMAN MALIK AYA
MOBILE KHATAM:
PAISA HAZAM:
**"SMS KING"**

Boy.
kya tm mari life me chand banna pasnd kr0gi
Girl ! yes.
boy : To jitna chand do0r he utni do0r dafa hojao.

2 Cockroach ICU Me admit the
1st:yr mai paon k neeche agya tha tumhe Kia hoa
2nd:kuch nai yar
Ek larki mujhe dekh k itne zor se chekhi k Heart Attack agiya..!

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he
Me
apko kesa lgta
hn
Miss so swet
Bacha:To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko ap
k
ghr kb bhejn
Miss: wo q
Bacha:Take wo
hmari
bat aage chalaen
Mis:ye kya bkwas
hy
Bacha
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Tution parhane k lye.mis ap b na cable dekh dekh k khrab ho gai hain:-)

1Danishwr Ka Qol He K
1Aqal Mand Se Kch Dair akely Bat Krna
1 Mahinay Tk Kitaben Prhne Se Bhtr He
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Abi call mat krna Me Farigh nhi Hun:D