Tag: Jokes

Special Request for Girls
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Kripya facebook pe apne
name kay aage “Angel,
Princess,Sweet,
Lovely…”etc. Naa Likha karo
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Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal
Dekhne Ke Baad
ladko ka Princess aur angels
par
se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai

Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya
what is challenge.. ??
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Pappu ne pura page khaali chhodkar
page k
end
me likha…
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass
karke
dikha…
its a challenge.. :-D

Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi…
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal
rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Samay pe khana,
sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercise
karna, khane mein namak bilkul na
lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu
bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua
mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke
baad aisa kaise ho gaya..??
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Post martam ki report aayi to pataa
chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein ‘Namak’ tha…
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??
from COLGATE ACTIVE SALT.. :-D

Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..

Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow…, Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy: Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl: Wo Kaisay
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Boy: Break Nai lag rahi

1st Girl: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko 100% pata hota hai kay us ka shohar kahan hai?
2nd Girl: Bewa aurat.

1 Bacha exam me betha copy pr apna hath bana raha tha,
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)

Jo AADMI Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us Ko Urdu zaban mei
"HANS-MUKH"
Kehte Hain
Or
Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye
Us Ko English mei
"HUS-BAND"
Kehte Hain :-|

Kiya Aap ne kabi VCR ki tracking ki hai?
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Kabi TV k chanel gol button se ghuma k change kiye hain?
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kabi cassete ki reel ko pencil se ghuma k ander kiya hai?
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kabi dial waley set se phone kiya hai?
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Hasan Jahngir ka Hawa Hawa gaya hai?
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10 Rs. rent per geet mala dekha hai?
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Kabhi walkman laga k ghoomne gaye?
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7 ki pepsi, 1 ka paan, char aney ki chhalia or athanni ka naan khaya?
8pm pr Guest House drama dekha ha?
Ksi ki shadi me suzuki bhr k gaye hen?
Aur shadi mein orange plastic ki kursi pr bethy ho?
Agr ye sb sahi ha To
Man lo ustaad k aap buddhay hogaye ho :p :)