Tag: Jokes

Aurton ki bus ka accidnt hoa sUb mar gai Un sUb k shohr 1 Haftay tAk roty rhe 1 admi 2 haftay tk rota rha qK Uski Bv se bus miss ho gai thi

Boy 2 Girl Mujhe apka autograph chahiye kya ap de gi
Girl Han kaha pe
Boy
NIKAH NAAMAY pe
( ',')/ O Teri Khair Nayaa style.!

Sbzi wla sbzi pr pani chrak rha tha, .
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)

SAAS ne apny 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di...
1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia...
Us ko saas ki taraf se CAR mil gai..
2nd day yehi drama hoa...
2nd Damaad ne bacha lia...
Usay Motor Cycle inam mili..
3rd day repeated..
3rd damaad ne socha mery liye "Cycle" hi reh gai hy...
kia zarurat hy Budhi ko bachany ki
SAAS doob gai...
Aglay din Us Damaadko
"PRADO" mil gai..
.
.
.
.
SUSSAR ki taraf se.

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht Mohalley mein dusri bachi aa gayi....!!

Muskurana to hr larki ki ada hai jo mohabt smjhy wo sub sy bara gadha ha.

Custmr: Teri dukan to mithai ki hai tera dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?
dukan dar: Bht krta hai mgr Abba Rus Gulle Ginn k Jata hai is lie choos kr rakh deta houn..

Mom,,:
is mobile ki jan chor dy
is se tujy Roti nhi milny wali
Son:
Koi bat ni,
.
.
.
.
.
.
(,")
< ¡ ¡>
_/ /_ Roti bnany wali to mily gi na..

Khubsurti apse shuru ap pe khatam
wah wah wah
khubsurti apse shuru ap pe khatam
wah wah wah:-)
Ye MAzak apse shuru ap pr he khatam
HA HA HA HA: