Tag: Wife

Santa: My wife is a magician.
Banta: Why?
Santa: She made my dinner disappear into a cloud of smoke.

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Banta: Why do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open...

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,
vaise hoya ki si?

Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich.

Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke aakh bach gayi.

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
.....
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

The man who says his wife can't take a joke,
forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, ‌Koun Thi Wo?â€‌
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahen side ho-side ho,
PAKISTAN ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.