Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Shohar Subah Facebook Khol Kar Beth Gaya

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

· 7 Like · Jan 07, 2014 at 14:01
Category: jokes Tags: Facebook Biwi Wife Husband Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

shohar Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

· 6 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 16:01
Category: fool Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Marriage

Kashif Yaqoob

Shaadi Se Pareshan Ek Shohar Ne Likha Hai.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

· 5 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: marriage Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Admi Apni Wife Ki Photo

Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!

· 5 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: wife Tags: Photos Biwi Wife Funny Sms
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

· 3 Like · Apr 29, 2013 at 17:04
Category: exams Tags: Ladka Biwi Wife Jokes Funny Husband Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Shakhs Ki Mertey Waqt Wasiyat:

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

· 3 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Nurse Beta Biwi Doctor Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kanjoos Shohar Ki Bv Ne Sms Kia:

ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!

· 3 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: jokes Tags: Shohar Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Apple Se "vitamins" Milty Hen.

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. : Vitamin se "Power" : Power se "Work" hota he. : Work se "PAISA" : PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he. : aur : Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he. : Wife se "Tension" milti he...! : Aur Tension se Depression.. : : Le Beta! Aur khaa Saib.!

· 3 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: wife Tags: Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya

Husband 2 wife: Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha. Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hy...

· 2 Like · Nov 22, 2013 at 14:11
Category: wife Tags: Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Bewakoof Shohar Ghar Me

Ek Bewakoof Shohar ghar me naach raha tha, Uski B.V ne puchha:
Q naach rahe ho ??
Bewakoof Shohar: Abhi dawai pi hai bottle hilaana bhool gaya tha

· 2 Like · Jun 12, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
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