Tag: Wife

Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya.

A man can kiss his wife good bye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my heart!
so the world needs YOU after all!

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
""Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled,
So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colors didn-t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, ""Is there anything else your wife doesn-t use anymore?""

AISI APNI WIFE HO

5- 3"" jiski height ho,?

Jeans jis ki light ho ?

Chehra jis ka bright ho ?

Ummar 17 se 27 ho ?

Aise apni Wife ho.

Sarak per sab kahain kya cute hain?

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho?

Karachi, Lahore, Dubai, London,

Mumbai ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho?

Saas ki seva jiski khuwahish ho?

Aisi apni Wife ho.

Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho ?

Dinner ke time candle light ho?

Ham mein tum mein kabhi na koi fight ho ?

Milnay ke baad dil delight ho ?

Yeh Kavita ya Ghazal pharnay ke baad

log kahain ""chiknay"" tum bilkol right ho"" ?

Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept .101% percent bhi right ho ?

Agar aisi apni wife ho ?

To kya haseen life ho ?

Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho?

Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho ?

Khudah ke Software mein bhi Bug ki Gunjaish ho ?

Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho ?

Aisi apni wife ho.

Aisi apni wife ho.

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It-s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You-ll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don-t want you to

The wife says: I-n not upset
The wife means: Of course I-m upset you moron

The wife says: You-re ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I-m going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you-re not going to like.

The wife says: I-ll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I-m beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I-m sorry
The wife means: You-ll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we-re going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I-m coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I-m not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question ""What-s wrong?""

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It-s just that you-re an idiot.

The wife says: I don-t want to talk about it.
The wife means: I-m still building up steam.

Aysi apni wife ho...

5--7---- jiss ki height ho,

Jeans jiss ki tight ho,

Chehra jiss ka bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umar mein difference slight ho,

Thori si wo quite ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute ho,

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,

Pakistan ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Parosi jab baat karay toe haath main knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho,

Dono mein na kabhi --fight-- ho,

Milnay say dil delight ho,

Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,

Agar aysi apni wife ho, Toe kya haseen life ho,

Her kisi ki yeh farma--ish ho,

Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma--ish ho,

Ay kaash kahain toe aesi paidaish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho, Aysi apni wife ho...

husband apni wife ko baar-baar ye kah kar bulataa hai ! are mere 4 bachchon ki maa sunti ho ? wife sunti rahti hai aur ek baar gusse me kahti hai bolo mere 3 bachcho ke baap .......

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then.I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
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