Tag: Wife

Doctr: ApK 3 Daant Kese Toot gye?

Mareez: G Wo Wife Ne Sakht Roti Banai Ti

Doctr: To Kaane Sy Inkar Kr Dete

Mareez: G Wohi To Kiya Tha :D

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutny taik k Myre
Pass ae the
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ny Ghutny taik k keya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k
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BED k Nechy sy nikal ao kuch
nae kaho ge

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

Sirf 1 Choti c Galti ki wja se 1 book shop Mai 1 Milion Books Sale Hui, q ?
Kitab ka Nam Yun Tha,
"AN IDEA THAT CAN CHANGE UR WIFE"
Bas "L" Ki Jaga("W")Print Ho Gya Tha...!

Effect of Loadshedding on Romantic life
Wife:
Janu Ek baat kahun?
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Husband:
Nai rehne do.
Or thora udhar ho k betho garmi bohat ha:@

WIFE: Meri shadi to Study ki waja se late hue apki shadi kyun late hue.?
Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se diya kerta tha..!
WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taluk..??
Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai
bas ek Mah Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...hahahahahahahahahaha.,.

Shadi k 1 Hfty bd
Hsbnd
Tum muj se alag ghr ki frmaish to nhi krogi na
Wife
Na G
Meri Toba
Maa ka pehla haq hy
Ap un ko alag ghar ly den

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen.!.
Vitamin se "Power"
Power se "Work" hota hy.!.
Work se "PAISA"
PAISE se "Marriage" hoti hy.!.
aur
Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti hy.!.
Wife se "Tension" hi milti hy.!.
Aur Tension se Depression.!.
Depression se "DEATH"
Le Beta.!.
Aur khaa Saib.!.

Husband piyar se:
"Darling! Tum Mujhey 1 jaga se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho"!
Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: "Bataein Na Jaldi Kahan se"?
Husbnd:
"Doooooor se"