Tag: Wife

Behn ki Dost
Behn ki tarha hoti hy
Bhai ka Dost
Bhai ki tarha hota hy
To
Phr
Wife ki Dost
Wife ki tarha Q ni hoti?
Wo q dulha bhai keh kr tpati hyKIa ye khulaTzad Nhe

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rhte Ho?
Bus Driver: 24 Ghante
Aadmi Herat Se: Wo Kese?
Bus Driver: 8 Ghante Is BUS Me
16 Ghante B.V k "BUS" Me.!.

Husband:
Tumhari Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang Aa K Khudkushi Karne ja Raha Hoon
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Wife:
2/3 Loan K Suit Banwa Do
iddat Main Kiya Pehnoon Gi ??????

Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!

Media Or Wife Me Kya Similarity Hay? .
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Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat, 10 Baar Na Bataye, Tab Tak Dono Ko Sakoon Nahi Milta :-)

Aik Baat Puchni thi..
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1973 K Aein Ke Mutabik
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Agar Biwi Naraz Ho ya Mekay Gai hui Ho..
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To Kya..
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Nigran Biwi Rakhi Ja Sakti Hai..?

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. :P :D =D