Yaad

there once lived a guy who was so skinny and he didnt know english . and his wife was as fat as d super duper sumos.1 day they decided 2 go 2 liverpool. when they were about to sit in there brand new car they realised that the wife couldnt fit. so the husband decided to put her in the boot. so when he put her in the boot they went to liverpool. on the motorway the skinny guy was speeding and he got stopped by the police. the police asked him where is ur M.O.T. the skinny guy opened the boot and said eh moti. ha ha ha ha ha

EK DAFFA EK JUGGA EK NALAIQ SA HAKEEM CLINIC KHOLTA HAY.USS K PASS EK HI KISSAM KI GOLIAN THEEN.HUR KISSI KO YAH DAY DAYTA AUR KAHTA ""ISS KO KHA LAIN KEERAY MURR JAIN GAY AUR AAP THEEK HO JAYAIN GAY.EK BUNDDA APNE SON KO LAY KUR
AYA AUR KAHA ""HAKEEM SAHIB YE DRUKHAT(TREE)SAY GIRRA HAY"".HAKEEM NAY WOHYEE GOLIAN DEEN.BUNDA KANAY LAGA"" PHELAY MERA BETYA K SAR MAIN PAIN THA AAP NAY KAHA THA KY EGOLINKHALAY TOKEERAY MURRJAIN GAY WO TO TEEKH HAI MUGAAR ABB TO ISS KI TAANG TOOTI HAI .ISSMAIN KEERA KAHAN AA GAAYA"".HAKEEM NAY KAHA""ISS MAIN KEERA THA JUBBI TO DRUKHAT PE CHURRA THA""

aik larka paipon ki dukan per phone ker kay kehta hai kay! :janab 4 inch mota or 4 foot lamba pipe hai-dukan dar nay kaha haan hai.larka bola bund which lay la,or phone band ker diya.dukan wala soch may per gia kay us kay saath huwa kia hai.us nay call back kia ,udher say larkay kay abba jee nay phone uttaya ,dukan dar bola janab yahan say phone aaya tha or yeh kaha hai mughay larkay kay aabba bolay kitni deir huwi is baat ko dukan dar bola 15 minute larkay kay abbba bolay !tay hun kad we lay:

kash main doctor hota or kartha kam hakimo ka kash main doctor hota or kartha kam hakima ka or nabzka bana sa pakartha hath haseeena ka

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
GOD MADE ME BEAUTIFUL
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

ek din ghalib saab bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar susu karte pakde gaye aur bole ""TERE PYAR MAIN YUH DUKHI HAI GHALIB KI AASHOO VI NIKALTE HAI RASTE BADAL BADAL KE"" WAH......

Maha ko dieting ka shauk hua to main lay ayee Sufi.Sufi pe aitemad jo tha.Subah na Maha thee na Sufi. Hehehhe

Aik choonti teez teez kahi ja rahi theey
rasty me hathi ne rook ker poocha kaha ja rahi hoo itni pareshaan pareshaan ?
chunti ne kaha k ""accident ho gaya hai or 2 hathioo ke halat bohat kharab hai un ko khoon deny ja rahi hoon..""........
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aik dafa aik aadmi nai toa rakha huwa tha ,budha totai ki wajah sai bahot praishaan tha , qunkai budha jab bhi gar aat atha toa tota usai yehi kehta tha aageya budha pagal aageya bidha pagal.
in short, budhai nai socha perhaps tota akaila hai jiski wajah sai sathya geya hai. usnai aik totee khreed li aik din budha gar aya to tota aur totee dono batain kar rahai thai dono nai kaha kai , wel come budhai ,wel come budha. ab budha bahotkhush that kai chalo dono da dil to behel geya.
after a few days, budha gar aaya to joon hee usnai qadam rakha totai ne kah budha pagal aageya aur totee nai kaha allah karkai mar ja-a-. budha pagal allah kar kai mar ja-a-.