Yaad

A Pakistan went to a place and asked a man where was the PCO(Public Call Office)
The man pointed his finger and said: ""Over There""
The pakistani man said ""Okay, Thank You"".
He then went into the PCO. He took out his mobile. Then talked on it and then came out of the PCO.
The person who was at the PCo got surprised.
He went out and asked the pakistani that when you already had a mobile then why did u come and talk on it in the PCO.
The Pakistani said ""Because my freind said that if you talk from the PCO, then your bill will come less""

Aik dafa aik female mandak pani se bahir aye to us ke saath us key baity bhee thee.Baity ne apni mom se poocha:""Ammi hoor kaisy hoti hai""?Mom ne kaha:""baity! chup raho,logon ko mujh par hee shak hai""

aik baar aik india aur pakistan ka match howa tha wo pakistan haar gaya tha
us ke baad pakistani cricketers ko egg
maare jaate te to aik baar razzaq gaya
market main samaan lene to us ne burka
pehna howa tha kyon ke un ko egg mare jate te is liye to wahan per wo samaan le raha tha to aik aur burke main koi aya aur razzaq ko bola hi razzaq to razzaq ne bola aap na mujhe burke main kaise pehchana to doosre burke wale ne bola ke main waseem hoon.. thats my joke wanna chat me so chat me on this id najaf_junejo@hotmail.com thank uuu

Aik dafa theen bhai hotay hain , aik k naam somebody dosray k naam nobody aur 3rd walay k naam crazy hota hai. Aik din somebody aur nobody mein laraie ho jati hai aur donon aik dosray ko bahut partay hain tou phir crazy police ko phone karta hai aur kehta hai kay somebody is fighting with nobody ,then police man said : Are u crazy "" . tou woh kehta hai yes im . heheheheheheheheheehhehehheheheheh

Char dost bar jata hai wahan` nanga nach horaha thaa larki nachti huyee eik ke pass ati hai woh bis dollar nikalta hai aur nachne wali ke but per chupka deta hai woh nachti huyee dusre ke pas jati hai woh pachas doller nikalta hai aur uske but per chupka deta hai woh tisre ke pas jati hai woh sow(Hundred) doller nikalta hai aur uske but per chupka deta hai woh chothe ke pas jati hai woh jeb se credit card nikalta hai aur but ke dermiyan slid ker ke sara doller le leta hai

Aik dafa ka zikar hai k kuch khusron ka raja aur rani ek accident mein mar jate hain tu un khusron mein ladai shurru hu jati hai k mein raja banoon ga mein rani banoon gi tu ek badi sayani budiya ati hai aur kehti hai mein ek sawal poochti hun jis ne uss ka sahi jawab diya woh raja ya rani ban jaye ga..uss ka sawal tha k anda kaun deta hai mugha ya murghi????

Student:I do not want to do my Maths any more?
Dad:WHY?
Student:Beacuse my new teacher does not know how to add.Yesterday,she said that 7+3=10.Today,she told us that 8+2=10.Can-t she make up her mind.

Aik admi ka aik hath cut jata ha wo bara parasan hoto ha us ka dost us ko tasali data ha atnay main aik our admi aa raha hoto ha jus kay doono hath nahion hotay our wo natchta howa aa raha hoto ha us ka dost us ko kahta ha yar mera dost bara parasan ha teray doono hath nahin hain tum katnay khush ho wo kahata ha khush koon kambakhat ha meray peechay kharush ho rahee ha main us ushal raha hoin.

hazaroon larkiyan aiseen kay har larke pay dam niklay
or jis larke pay dam niklay woh ghar say kam niklay ....