Yaad

ek class k tamam larke larkia apni class ki ek larki ko phoppi keh kar bulate they, ek din us larki ne tang aakar apne principle se shikayat kardi principle sahib class main aaye or tamam larke larkion se poocha k kon asey phppi keh kar bulata hay ek ek kar k tamam laog kharey hogaye laikin ek larka betha raha to sir ne us se poocha k kia tum isey phoopi nahin boltey to us larkey ne ans dia k nahin sir q k main khud is class ka phuppa hun........ ha ha ha

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.

achey log jaldi hi oper chaley jatein hain yeh to acha huwa keh mein achaa naa huwa

Aik Haeem Sahab ke Pas aik admi Apne bete ko Lekar ate hain or kehte hain hakeem sahab is ke pait main dard hai to hakeem sahab unko aik dawa dete hain or kehte hain is ke pait main keera hai, 2 din baad wahi admi phir apne bete ko lekar ate hai ke hakeem sahab ab iske sar main bohat dard hai, hakeem sahab unko dawa dete or kehte hain is ke pait main keera hai, phir aik din wohi larka darakht (tree)se gir jata hai to woh admi phir hakeem ke pass ata hai to hakeem sahab dawa dete hain to woh admi hakeem se kehta hai ke hakeem sahab mere bete ke pait main dard tha to yahei dawa di apne phir sar main dard tha to apne phir yehi dawa di ab to yeh darakht se gira hai or tang toti hai keera to nahin tha phir apne yehi dawa de di to hakeem sahab kehte hain-keera tha na jab hi to yeh darakht par charah tha.

WTC 11 SEPTEMBER
Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...
Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

AIK AADMI KI DAANT MAIN KEERA LAG JATA HAY TU WOH DOCTOR KAY PASS JATA HAY AUR KEHTA HAY KAY USS KAY DAANT MAIN BOHUT DARD HOTA HAY TU DOCTOR USS KO MEDICINE LIDKHTA HAY AUR EHTIYAAT MAIN KEHTA HAY KAY AAP KO SIRF CHYAYE PAAPAY KHANA HAY ISS SAY KEERA BILKUL KHATAM HOJAIY GAAA TU WOH AAADMI GHAR AATAA HAY AUR MASHWARAY PAR AMAL KARNA SHROOO KAR DAITA HAY ISSI TARHA USS KO AIK MAHINA HOJATA HAY AUR WOH CHAYE PAPPAY KAY ILAWA KUCH NAHI KHATA,,,AIK DIN JAB WOH NASHTA KARNAY JATA HAY TU PAAPAY KHATAM HOJATAIN HAIN TU WOH SIRF CHAYE PEETA HAY PHIR DOPAHER MAIN BHEE SIRF CHAYEE PEETA HAY JAB RAAT MAIN BHEE CHAYE PEETA HAY TUU....KEERA NIKAL KAR POUCHTA HAY KAY BAHI PAAPAY NAHI HAIN KIAAA........

aik bar aik banana,apple aur mango hota hai

apple says people cut me and eat
mango says people pinch me and suck my head
banana says people take off my clothes to eat hehehehe

aik admee aik underwear hareed ker lata hai gher aa ker osay yad aata hai ke os ne dokandar se gaurnty nahi mangi wo wapis dokan per aata hai or dokandr se kehta hai iss underwear ki gaurnty do wo dokandar kehta hi bhai ab main underwear ki kya gaurnty don laikin yeh bohut acha under wear hai kabhi herab nahi ho ga laikin wo adni nahi manta tab dokan dar gusay main kehta hai bhai tumhari bund phat jaye gi laikin underear nahi phatay ga

aik aadmi hay agar wo haath day raha ho to salam kardena agar wo haath na day raha ho to us say haath milla lena...