Yaad

aik pando hota hai us ko 5 man mil ker mar rehay hotay hain wo hansta rehta hai yahan tak k wo log mar mar ker thak jatay hain or us ko chor daitay hain laikin wo phir bhi hansta rehta hai to aik admi us say pochta hai k bhai in logoon ne aap ko itna mara k aap ka blood nikal aya hai laikin aap phir bhi hans rehay hain to us ne jawab dia is lia k yea log kitne pagal hain marna kisi or ko tha or aik ghantay (houre) say mujay mar rehay hain he he eh pagal ayee oaya

Aik Man (mother) apnay baitay se kehti hay keh jao baita doodh le aaa. to woh larka doodh le ker wapas aa raha hota hay aur road cross kerta hay to aik gari (car) aa jati hay aur woh haron daiti hay keh ""PPP"" to woh larka sara doodh pe jata hay. jab ghar wapas ata hay to us ke man kehti hay keh baita doodh kahan gia hay to larka kehta hay keh aami main aa raha tha keh kisi nay peechay se awaz di ke ""PPPP"" to main sara doodh pi gia. ha ha ha ha maza aya.
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aik burger family ki larki urdu ka paper de rahi thi us mein eik question th a to make the sentences us mein eik sentence bana tha kalank ka teika ko jumle mein istamal karein. larki ne sentence banaya kal h amare muhale mein sab ne kalank ka tika lagwaya mein gher pe na thi is lie mein kalank ka tika na lagwa saki.

aik dafa aik fauji ne apnay officer se chhutti mangi to officer ne kaha keh dushman ka aik tank lay aao to chhuti doon ga.fauji faorran gia aur aik tank lay aya.officer ne hairan ho kar poochha ke itney jaldi kaisay le aay to fauji ne kaha yeh koi masala hay jab unko zarorat hoti hay to woh bhi ham say aik tank maang latay hain.

your so stupid u got tripped by a cordless phone!!!

A person was that stupid that he got ran over by a parked car

your so stupid u jumped over an open gate!!!!!!!

your so stupid u tried to put M & M in alphabetical order

ek baar ek serdar ji ser kerne uk jata hai hai whaan per ek store per us ko tv bara acha lagta hai wo store per kharay mulazim say us ki kimat puchta hai to mulazim kehta hai hum serdaro ko cheez nahi bechtay ,serdar ji ko bara gussa ata hai agher jatay hain or topi utar ker dari kata ker atay hain usi dukan per or kehtay hai k y tv kitnay ka hai,mulazim pher kehta hai hum serdaro ko cheez nahi bechtay is baar serdar ji ko bara gussa ata hai
serdar ji aglay din biwi k burqa pehan ker jatay hain or puchtay hai y tv kitnay ka hai ,dukan daar pher kehta hai hum serdaro ko cheez nahi bechtay ,
serdar ji ser paker ker beth jatay hai or puchtay hain tum y btaoo tum her baar mujh ko pehchantay kesay ho
to dukan daar muskuraker jawab deta hai jis ko aap 3 din say tv samjh rhay hai wo deep frezer hai ha ha ha ha ha ha