Yaad

Amman baitai sai kahti hai k baita tum mparhai main bhooot kamzoor ho gai hooo dil laga kar parha karooo baita foraan gawab daita hai k amman main tu shashman laga kar parhta hoon

ak anti kay pass ak toota hota hai woo bohat batamiz hota hai . or galiyan bhi bohat day ta hai.her waqt is anti ko oolokipathi kehta rehta hai.anti pareeshan hojatin hain kay yah to abb bohat zayadah batamiz hogaya hai to who is ko ak molwi sahab kay han bhaij daytien hain or molwi sahab kehtay hain kay ap 15 din bad aaker is ko lay jain jab tak yah bilkul thi hojai ga . 15 din bad anti ko khayal ata hai kay who apna toota molwi sahab say lay lyin pher who oon kay pass jati hai or kehti hai app nay maira toota thik ker diya is per molwi sahab kehtay hain han bilkul thik ker diya .jab app is ki sidhi tang oothain gi to yah app ko quranic surtien per ker sonay ga or olti othain gi to national songs .pher anti kehti hain kay app nay yah to bata diyah kay sidhi or olti tanga oothaongi to yah ho ga laikin agar main dono sath otha do to kya hoga pichay say toota bolta hai abay olokipathi main gir jaoon ga .

Once a women fell from the building,as she was falling ,an english man was standing in his window,n caught her the women said thankyou but the english man said dat he would only save her life on one chance dat she will sleep with her ,the women said no and the english man leaves her ,she again starts falling and an indian man catches her he also says her the samething but the women denies and he leaves her too ,meanwhile the women thinks dat if now i m catched by any person i will sleep with him.
after a short while a molvi(muslim)catches her and the women says :plz safe me i will sleep with u ..
the molvi says ""lahola wala kuata "" and leaves her.....................

Sharma ji aur karma ji yeh donoo naam kisi insanon ke nahin hain balkay yeh donoo totoon ke naam hain jo aik pinjary
main akhate rehty they aur wahaan par aur bhi bohat sary totay the jo aik bade pinjaray main thay jo ke aik dosray se larte aur galiean daite thay lakin woh donoon totay jo aik saath sirf do hi thay har waqat ibadat karty rehtay thay aik din in ke malik ko aik female toti mil gayi to us ka dhaihan in do shareef totoon ki taraf gyaa jo har waqat ibadat kartay rehty thay in ke malik ne socha ke is toti ko in ke pinjaray main rakh daitay hain kyunki dosray saray totay larte rehtay the us ne us toti ko sharma ji aur karma ji walay pinjary main daal diyaa jaisay hi aik ki nazar us toti par padhi to us ne sajday main gaye huay totay ko kaha ke abay uth ja aab jo dua hum barsoon se maang rahay thay woh puri ho gayei hai

bewaqoof larta ja rahe the ek nay dosre se kaha ke "" agar tum ye bata do ke is shoper main kitnain unde(eggs) hain tu wo pure bara ke bara tumhare ,Our Agar tum ye bhi bata do ke ye kis ke unde(eggs)hain tu wo murghi(hen) bhi tumhari "". Tu dosra bolta hai ke yaar barda mushkil sawal hai zara ishara tu do. ja rahe the ek nay dosre se kaha ke "" agar tum ye bata do ke is shoper main kitnain unde(eggs) hain tu wo pure bara ke bara tumhare ,Our Agar tum ye bhi bata do ke ye kis ke unde(eggs)hain tu wo murghi(hen) bhi tumhari "". Tu dosra bolta hai ke yaar barda mushkil sawal hai zara ishara tu do.

Ek dihati angrez se bolta hai ke mujhe English sikhao , angrez bolta hai ke ok bolo ""TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE""dihati bola:""ANDDA DANDDA AAM KA ACHAR KHA KAR DEKHO BARDE MAZE DAR"".

Teacher: hamaray mulk main 10 airport hain, 25 railway stations hain, 110 bus stations hain to meri age batao ?
Student: sir 32 years,
Teacher: oh brilliant, but how did u guess ?
Student: my brother is 16 years old OR WO ADHA PAGAL HAI

ek chota larka ek aadmi se poochta hai ..""UNCLE UNCLE..aap lion ho ya donkey..?"" uncle bari khushi se jawaab deyta hai ""mein to lion ho beyta.."" to chota larka boolta hai ""UNCLE aap jo bhi ho...ho to janwar hi na..""

kash eminraat ko tery takiyee k nachy stoa ... jab tu qarwar lati mein mzy laita