A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:Dil?Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Sardar in bio practical.
Examinar: See da legs of dis bird & tell its name.
Sardar: I dont know
Examiner: U r fail.Wat--s ur name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell....

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah Clinic k bahar khare hokar ourton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai...

Teacher.I killed a personconvert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai

A sardar saw a board on which it was written padhne wala stupid.
Sardar got irritated and wrote likhan wala stupid

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: --Chain-- hai par khulti nahi hai!!!