1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:

Y did u fail the Math test?

Sardar--s Son:

once, teacher said
3+5=8

next day
she said
4+4=8

& then



she said


6+2=8


usay khudko confrm nahi

mujhe ki sikhaie gi.

Sardar : bhai Tumhe Rajput kyu kehte hai ?

Rajput : Hum apni bat pe jan de dete hai aur tumhe sardar kyu kehte hai ?

Sardar : Hum bina bat K JAAN DE DETE HAI

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->

Sardar:selling Parashoot,Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo
Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis.

a sardar was going on a cycle.
he accidently hits a lady,
Lady: way annya breakan nae c maar skda.
Sardar: sohnio! poori cycle jo maar diti a breakan di ki lor a.

ASardar gifted a card to his father on his Birthday with a poetry

Phool bohat hain per Gulab jaisa koi nhi,
Meray BAAP to bohat hain per Aap jaisa koi nhi..:-)

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hloe
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.