Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.


Aftab khan

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay


Aftab khan

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..


Aftab khan

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto?:


Aftab khan

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.


Aftab khan

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
?Me sick, no work?
Boss SMS back:
?When I am sick I kiss my wife try it?
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
?Me ok, ur wife very sweet?

Aftab khan

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

1 sardar ka 20 saal bad beta huwa 1 dosre sardar ne os se pocha ;sardar jee 20 saal baad aap ka beta howa hai aur aap khush nahi .sardar bola 20 saal baad beta aur wo b itna chota sa?

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, ?DELIVERED?.


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