A Sardar Saw a beautiful Girl--s Photo and Said: Kash Ye Meri Maa Hoti to Mein bhi kitna khubsoorat hota...

Sardar:selling Parashoot,Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo

Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis



hi iam yash i wnt to good frnd only for sms

1 SARDAR AUR DOCTOR KE 1 HE GIRL FRIEND
HOTE HAY
SARDAR US KO ROZ 1 APPLE KHANY KODEYA KARTA THA 1 DIN US NEY SARDAR SY POCHA K TUM ROZ APPLE KHANY KO Q DETY HO
SARDAR NEY JAWAB DEYA
1SEAB ROZANA DOCTOR KO DOOR BHAGANA

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Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

aadhi raat ko b v chekhti hoi othi or boloi bili sara dodh pi gai .. sardar ji bole teno kitni bari keya hai ke qameez pa ke soya kar ....

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

A Sardar fell ill & was shivring with cold. Doctor come & asked: What append? His son said : Bemari da te pata nai per abba sawer da vibration te lagga ae.

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aik sardar aur us ke sath us key 2 dost aik hi cycle per kahi ja rahay they k rastay mai traffic police walay ne roka tu sardar Bola Oye asi pele ai tin (3) bethay aan ,tuu kithay baway gaa .. Pls sms - Shazia 4rm Islamabad ph.