Sardar doodh wale se... Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they..
Doodh Wala.. Ap ki bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi..
Sardar... Yar to bhens ka doodh hi le aatey..

Can you lend me $2000? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i will return it soon .An SARDAR G asks to ATM machine.
Naeem Jan

Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1:it helps saving revision time.
2:He can keep a watch on himself.
3:He likes combined study.

ek sardar poray ek ghantay se dekh raha tha


Wife : Tussi inni dair se ki dekh rahay ho ?






Husband : Xpiry date dhoond raha hun

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
- Doctor: Is this her first child?
- Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............




Aftab khan

From: islamabad

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya? Aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.



Aftab khan

From: islamabad

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle Sardar gets furious & slap him & says Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai!



Aftab khan

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!



Aftab khan

sardar apni biwi se kal rat mere khwab mai aik larki aye thi wah kya larki the biwi nai kaha akeli aye hogi sradar tume kis tarah patah biwi kyo k uska shohar mere khwab mai aya tha.