Sms / Sardar

Seddiq Al Khan

Agar Neend Na Aaey

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye



· 1 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 11:10
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Moiz Malik

In Bio Practical

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name


· 1 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 11:10
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Mohammad Yaseen

Mairy Oper Se

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?




· 1 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 06:10
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Ebrahim Ali Ali

Computer Mein Windows

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.





· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 04:10
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Iqra Raheem

Ladka Hua Hai

1 Sardar ke ghar tisri bar ladki paida hui. pehle to wo pareshan hua fir thodi der bad usne ailan kar diya ki beta hua hai. jab log uske bachche se milne aaye to 1 padosi bola are ye to ladki hai. sardar bola are nahi yar, tum bhi dhoka kha gaye ye ladka hai bas niche se apni maa pe gaya hai
manish dhakad

· 1 Like · Oct 12, 2014 at 23:10
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Sobia Malik

Nashbandi

ek bar nashbandi ki teem dubara sardaro ke gaon main pahunchi. sardaro ne kaha salo! link to pahle hi kat chuke ho aub kya Tawer ukhadane aaye ho.
MANISH DHAKAD

· 1 Like · Oct 12, 2014 at 13:10
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Usaman Khan

Haramzada

airport par muslim hindu or sardar apne beiton ko recive karne k lie aye.hindu bola mera nawab zada a raha he,muslim .//.//mera bhi khan zada a raha he.sardar.//././aa ria e mera v haram zada//

· 1 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 17:10
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Fatima Zehra

3 Sardar

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:




· 1 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 12:10
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Amna Obaid

Phone Rings

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?




· 2 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 22:10
Category: sardar
 
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