Raat ko 3 bajy ek dacu sardar ky ghar main gus gaya or bola SONA Kahan hye, sardar bola , ully ky pathy sara ghar khali hye kahain bhi so jao..

Sardar told his son:
??o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.??
Beta:??papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai????.

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote ?DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!?

1 sdrar se us ki biwi ne kaha k srdar g lrki jawwan ho gai hai koi 26 saal da lrka dhondoo te waya kraao .
Sardar: j 26 saal da na mile te 13,13 saaql de 2 lay aawaan

khidki khuli zulfen udi, socha husn-e-yaar ka didar tha zulfen hati kismat futi, wo to nahaya hua sardar tha.

aik sardar G. k ghar mein daku a gaay....
daku.. oay sardara sona kithay wa juldi dus.....
sarder G. lo ki gal kr day O tusi vi mitro.. aida wada ghar wa jithay merzi so jaoo........

Sardar 2 hotel manager:Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.... Managr:wht can i do?.. Sardr:Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

1 truck ko dusre truck se rassa bandh kae kheencha ja raha tha.1 sardar ne dekha to zor zor se hansana shuru kar dia or kehne lage lo dekho 1 rasse ko uthane k lie 2 truck .,..,.,,.ha ha ha ha ha[shoaib iqbal minhas]

Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha

Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!!