Husband wife ki ghod mein leita hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki ghod mein lete hon.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, baadal garja, zor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Do not take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND