Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain
Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! Husband: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain
Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain...?

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.

Definition of ""Wife"":
Someone who will stand by you
through all the troubles
which you would not have had
if you had stayed single...

Before marriage: Roses are red,
sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue.
U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

Karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,
Puchti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,
Banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,
Poch dala batate kiyu nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???

Girls r special ones created by god...
If u praise her, she thinks u r tell'g lies
If u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g
If she talks, she wants u 2 listen.
If u listen, she wants u 2 talk.
If u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
If u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
If u dont, u r not understand'g so
Simple yet so complex, so wierd yet so beautiful.
Thats a girl...!

Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, ‌Koun Thi Wo?â€‌
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.