Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Long Life

Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Madiha

Tension

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Different Phases Of A Man

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Shahbaz Ishaq

Prospective Husband

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Madiha

Husband

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Don't Take Chance

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waseem Mughal

Dog's Life

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

· 1 Like · Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Pani Peeta Hain Pipe Se

Pani peeta hain pipe se
Apple khata hain knife se
Uski bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jootay khata hai wife se

· 1 Like · Sep 25, 2009 at 11:09
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

B.v

Baap bete se ""tumhe kesi biwi chahiye"" ?
Beta : mujhe chaand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye Aur subha chalijaye

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2009 at 09:04
Category: marital-woes
 
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