Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Will You Dance With Me?

"Super bezetti".... Boy: Will you dance with me? Girl: Main Bachy k sath nahi nachti Boy So Sorry Mujhe pata nahi tha Keh Ap pragnent hain:

· 1 Like · Jan 04, 2014 at 15:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Bacha Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

DIL Main DIL Dil 2014 ka Dil DiL

DIL ' Main ' DIL Dil ' 2014 ka ' Dil DiL ' Naya ' DiL DiL ' JamA ' DiL DiL ' DAAR ' DiL DiL ' Hoon ' DiL . . . . . . . . Nahi samajh aya . . . . . . . . . . . . Ab is sms ko dil k baghir parho to aap ka naam aye ga.

· 1 Like · Jan 04, 2014 at 15:01
Category: jokes Tags: Naam Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Ha?

Sir:kbhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy:yes, sir:Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram s ghr ja rha tha m ny kuta pechy Lgaya wo jLdi ghr pnch gya.

· 1 Like · Jan 01, 2014 at 15:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Teacher Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Jo Tum Ko Ho Pasand Woi Bat Khengy.

Jo tm ko ho pasnd woi bat khengy Tm din ko agar raat kaho raat khengy Soraj ko agar chand kaho Chand khengy Q-K Paglun k sath zid achi nahi hoti.

· 1 Like · Dec 31, 2013 at 16:12
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Hot Ladkiya Dekhna Chahte Hai?

Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai?? DONATE UR EYES kamino ko Social Message b interestng banakar Bhejna Parta hai.

· 1 Like · Dec 28, 2013 at 14:12
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Saardion Ki Sham Thi Mene Uske Hath P Hath Rakha.

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Mene Uske Hath P Hath Rakha Or Kaha Garm Hath Wafa Ki Nshani Hoti H Wo Hans Kar Boli Abey DHAKKAN Bukhar He Mujhe.

· 1 Like · Dec 28, 2013 at 13:12
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Chiunti Maarne Ka Jadeed Or Be Had Aasan Tariqa.

Chiunti maarne ka jadeed or be had aasan tariqa. Cheeni or laal mirch ka mixture chunti ko den. Mixture khate hi wo Pani ki talash me nikle gi. Jese hi wo water tank k paas jae usay dhakka dedo. Wo bheeg jae gi or khud ko dry karne k liye aag k pas jae gi. Usi waqt ap aag me bomb phenk den. Wo buri tarha zakhmi ho k hospital me admit ho jae gi. Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar den. Chunti mar jae gi.. Ok kal Chooha maarna seekhen gay.

· 1 Like · Dec 26, 2013 at 14:12
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

I Love U Jan Mere Se Shadi Karo Gi Plz?

Boy: i love u jan. Mere se shadi karo gi plz? Girl: Me tumhare jese larkon pe Poti b Nai karti. Boy: koi bat nahi janu koi halka phulka paad hi mar do...

· 1 Like · Dec 24, 2013 at 13:12
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Meri Ek Ek Sans Pey Ek Ek Larka Marta Hai.

Girl: Meri Ek, Ek Sans Pey Ek, Ek Larka Marta Hai.
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Boy: To Tum Koi Acha Sa Tooth Paste Istimal Kyo Nahi Karti...?

· 1 Like · Dec 21, 2013 at 15:12
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
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