Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila,

Altaf Hussain ne Jin se Kaha,

" Meri Dili Khwahish ha k Tum Saray Sindhiyo ko Sindh se nikaal Do."

Jin Replied:

Bhao Maa Urdu na Samjh ando Aahe.

Altaf Hussain Hajj karny gaye,
.
Jab woh Shaitaan ko Kankariyan maarny lagy to aawaz aai,
.
"BHAI"...
.
Aapne yahan aany ki Zehmat kyon ki? Mujhe London bula liya hota.

mobail da nokia
sim da warid
chai da lapton
matay da palami
manay da kohatt
dhaman da khtako
jinay da mamando
zuanai da akakhilo
kabila da afghaniano
car da bmw
topak da rous
tang da rabab
sur da shabab
ghazal da faraz
awaz da katawazi
rakhat da taj.m
andhiwali pakhtano
aw
sms da fareedoon

Pathan ne Garden mein Potti Kardi,
Police:Aap ne ye board nahi Parha k potti karna sakht mana hey?
Pathan: O Yara ham ney sakht nahi naram kiya hey hath laga kar dekh lo.

Jawani ke din nokeelay hogaye........
Jazbaat hamaray chamkeelay hogaye..........
Izhaar-e- Muhabaat main hum dheelay hogaye........
aur un kay haath peelay hogaye..

Mujhe apni mehbooba se milne ka bara shoq tha,

Usay qareeb se dekhne ka bara shoq tha,

Ek din likh diya khat usko sabar kar kay,

Dil main armaanon ki qabar kar kay,

Bholi bhaali samajh na saki mere pyar ko,

De diya khat apne bhai Gulzar ko,

Maine dariya ki ek bari Mauj dekhi,

Jab apne peeche Gulzaar ki Fauj dekhi,

Un kay maarnay se Jisam se Saaz nikal rahy thay,

Mun se aglay pichlay Raaz nikal rahy thay,

Logon ne kaha kis pe Azaab aaya hai,

Maine kaha Khat ka Jawab aaya hai.

Girl to Boy :darling, ek 1000 ka card send karo mera balance end ho gaya hay, tum to waise b mere aashiq ho na!

Boy: mein tumara aashiq hoon UFONE walo ka "damaad" nahi.

Kharuus boss apne servent se :- tumne kabhi uuullllu dekha hai

Servent : nai saheb !

Boss :- Neeche kya dekh rahe ho meri taraf dekho ........!

New Dialogue from Rajnikanth's Movie

I will hit you so hard even Google will not find you...

hahahahah