7-cheeze jab khatam ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti hy
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Package

OR

7. Bathroom Me Pani.

Breaking News

Newzealand Is Playing With 12 Players

*WIKILEAKS*

12th Man Is Kamran AkmaL !

LIFE WAS LONELY

Life Was Lonely,

No One Was There,

I Had No Good Friend,

And When U Came Into My Life,

I Realised That

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Akele He Theek Tha Yaar..

Next month ki
29 Ko mairi Mehndi he
30 Ko mairi Baraat or
31 Ko maira Valeema hai.


U r invited plz
Lazmi ana hai :D

2 dost safar par ja rahay thy rasty main rat ho gai wo tent laga ke so gaye,
rat ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli us ne dosray ko jaga kar kaha asman ki taraf dekh kar btao tumhen kya nazar aaya?
dosra dost: bohat sary sitary,
pehla dost:is se kya pta chlta hai?
dosra dost:asman khobsurat hai or roshani bhi hai.
pehla dost: anni deya koi tent la k ly gaya aee.

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....

When a Person asked what he was doing....

He replied...


Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!
(Nishad Ahmed) KSA

Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in
Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kalmadi just tried to hang himself in the Commonwealth Games stadium. But the ceiling collapsed.

Breaking news...

A.R. Rahman song dropped from Commonwealth Games ...Instead,
Suresh Kalmadi will dance at the opening ceremony, to the song. Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!"