Dedicated To all Girls :)

Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart:)

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
.
Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
.
Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
.
Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!

Kehte hain khubsurat chiz dekhne se insaan aur zyada khubsurat ho jata hai..
to.
,?
?
?
Aapke pass Meri TASVEER hai ya bhejoon...

NICE DAY...

Pepsi Ghazal
Machar jo hon ziada to darwazey khirkiyan band kerdo,
Kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kerdo?
Rotyan le aao thandi per salan to garam kerdo,
Kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kerdo?
Dua jb b mango to aankhon ko apni num kerdo,
Kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kerdo?
Iftari ho kisi ki taraf se to khud ko tum be-sharam kerdo,
Kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kerdo?
Dimagh kharab kerna ho kisi ka to ye sawal ek dam kerdo,
Kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kerdo?
Puri ghazal hi likh dali ab to ye qissa khatam kerdo,
Kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kerdo?.

Doctor (to nurse): ''Ask the accident victim what his

name is so we can notify his family.''

Nurse (a few minutes later): ''He says his family

knows his name.''

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mein Jaam Hathon Mein Utha Liya
.
.
.
.

Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa liya.

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<))
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BACHu..Saray AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.

Girlfriend &
Boyfriend Dono Market Me
Gaye To 1 Ladke Ne Hello
kiya....

... ... B.F. - Kon Tha Wo?
.

G.F.. Tum Plz Dimag
Kharab Mat Karo, Abhi Usko
B Batana Hai K Tum Kon Ho...

A lady broke the traffic signal...

Police :- Stop!!
Lady :- Plz let me go.I am a teacher.
Police :- Aahh..I have waited for this moment all my life. Now write...I will never break signal 100 timez