Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Pathan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Pathan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
Pathan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

Baby mosquito came back after first time flying.

His dad asked him "How do you feel?"

He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"

Employee: I Need Salary Increment.
3 Other Companies Are After Me.

Boss: Really ... ? Which Three?

Employee: Electricity,
Telephone
N
Credit Card...!!

Main to yoon hi betha macharr maar raha tha

"Faraz"
aik machar aa k bola salay Lahore aa tujhay batata hoon

Mr. Bean and Johny Lever have decided to retired from comedy, because Altaf Hussain made their market down!

Mr. Bean went to the Guinness Book's Office to Check If he's Still the No. 1 Comedian.

He Came Out Angrily Shouting

"Who's Altaf Hussain?" :D...

ek pathan
apne maa ki kameez or baap ke shalwar pehan kar bazar mein ghoom raha tha....


kisi ne poucha ye kie fashion hai????
PATHAN!!!!!!


FULL...
mammy daddy style/

Peer k mureed ko chela kehte hain,


Ghor farmaye,


Peer k mureed ko chela kehte hain,


Rehman Malik sahb Saib ko Kela kehte hain

MQM Lady Worker shadi k 2 Din baad:
Ammi meri un se larrai ho gayi

Ammi:
Beta shadi k baad jhagrre to hote hi hain!

Girl:
Wo to theek hai par ab Laash ka kya kron?