Strange FACTS:
1=1 Luqma 7sec K bad pait m pohnchta h
2=Insani baal 3kg tk wazan utha sakta h
3=Hr insaan Ki naak ki Lambai us K hath K angothey K brabr hoti h.
Baad me napna
4=Ladkiyan Ladkon ki nisbat zyada palken jhapakti hn
5=or apka dhiyaan abi tk naak pr hi h?
Naap Lo, koi nhi dekh rha:

Ek Ek Lamhe Per Mere Is D0sT Ki Hifazat Karna Ay Mere *.¤ =KHUDA =¤.*
Har waqt mujh se Pangay Leta ha kisi din Pitt na jaye.

Tmaam dost sun lein
Garmi bohat ho rahi hy
Apny sar pr geela aur thanda kapra rakhen
Dimaag pr soorj ki kirnain mt prny dein
Q k
BHOOSA jldi aag paker ta hai..

Kyun Kehtay Hein Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai " "?" "
Main To funteron Ki Mehfil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Masoom Hoon...!
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Excuse me plz
Take a side.

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!
Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Buri Bat Hai

GF = Where R u?
BF = I'm At "Bank"
GF= I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress
BF= Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK "KHOON PIYEGI..? :->

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,

Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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Aglay din karenGe,
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Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(

Larka dost se :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai…:P:P

Wife or husband Mall se nikle to ek
faqeer ne
kaha :
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Shehzaadi !!!
5 Rupay de de……Andha hoon
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Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha ar
bola :”De de…
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Sach mein andha hai …