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Jab Upar Likha hai k garmi Hai
to Neechay Kaun sa A.C Laga Hai Jo Dekh Rahay Ho.@

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

Ghussy ka aana Mard Hony ki Nishani Hy,
mgr
Ghussy ko pee Jana
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"Shadi shuda Ma"
Hony ki Nishani Hy...rd

1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya, 12 glass p gaya, Admi:tenu chardi ni? Jin: Main jin hon. Admi: le char gai kanjar nu...!hAhAh:-D

2 Larkiya best friends thi
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
"freezar"
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

Japani couple romance kerte howe:

Husband: Sutaki

Wife: Kowanini

Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji

Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.

Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.- :D

Chand b Kya ajeeb Cheez ha na?
jisma bachpan ma “Mamoo”
or
Jawani ma “Janu” nazar ati hai.

Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se apko msg nahi kiya,
police na pakar liya tha
“Qatal ka Case me”
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mana 1 larki se kaha”I LOve YOU”
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Sali khushi se mar gai.

Difference Between Best Friend & Just Friend:

When You Are In Hospital.
Just Friend Asks: “Tabiyat Kaisi Hai?”
Best Friend Asks: “Nurse Kaisi Hai?“