What is the intresting thing in
tom and jerry..???
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pura din nange ghumenge saale,
aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge
to swimming suit pehan k
jayenge..

Zindgi K Liye Dil Ki Zrurat Hy
Dil K Liye Khushyou Ki Zrurat Hy
Khushyou K Liye DOST Ki Zrurat Hy
Or Achay DOST K Liye
UFF
Sb Ko Meri hi Zrurat ha;-).

1Danishwr Ka Qol He K
1Aqal Mand Se Kch Dair akely Bat Krna
1 Mahinay Tk Kitaben Prhne Se Bhtr He
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Abi call mat krna Me Farigh nhi Hun:D

Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi…
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal
rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Samay pe khana,
sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercise
karna, khane mein namak bilkul na
lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu
bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua
mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke
baad aisa kaise ho gaya..??
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Post martam ki report aayi to pataa
chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein ‘Namak’ tha…
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??
from COLGATE ACTIVE SALT.. :-D

Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow…, Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy: Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl: Wo Kaisay
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Boy: Break Nai lag rahi

Kya time aa gaya hai.. Boys ke
liye film bani to Ek Tha Tiger =)
. . . . . . . Girls ka number aaya to
Ek thi daayan

Jo AADMI Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us Ko Urdu zaban mei
"HANS-MUKH"
Kehte Hain
Or
Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye
Us Ko English mei
"HUS-BAND"
Kehte Hain :-|

Kiya Aap ne kabi VCR ki tracking ki hai?
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Kabi TV k chanel gol button se ghuma k change kiye hain?
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kabi cassete ki reel ko pencil se ghuma k ander kiya hai?
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kabi dial waley set se phone kiya hai?
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Hasan Jahngir ka Hawa Hawa gaya hai?
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10 Rs. rent per geet mala dekha hai?
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Kabhi walkman laga k ghoomne gaye?
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7 ki pepsi, 1 ka paan, char aney ki chhalia or athanni ka naan khaya?
8pm pr Guest House drama dekha ha?
Ksi ki shadi me suzuki bhr k gaye hen?
Aur shadi mein orange plastic ki kursi pr bethy ho?
Agr ye sb sahi ha To
Man lo ustaad k aap buddhay hogaye ho :p :)

Sbzi wla sbzi pr pani chrak rha tha, .
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)