YOun to hai hum me boht DeenDari Magar jaha dekhi koi Bachi Pyari Bs Wahi pe Smile De Mari Phans gai to Hmari Wrna phr se DeenDari:

Girl: Ami ne mujhe Tumhare Sath bike Pe jate Dekh Liya . Boy: O Shit! Phir Kya hua? . Girl: Rikshe K Pese Wapis Le Liye . Hamari boht hi Sakht family hy Qasm Se

A little boy snd sms to his girl frnd : Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo? its really very urgent. Girl: But why dear, Boy: We r playing cards & I have lost my "QUEEN"

Jab kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke ke saath dekhta hu to, Dil pe haath rakh ke khud ko tasalli deta hu Bhai-Behan hain,:-> Bhai-Behan hain.

Tm badlo tou majborian bht hain.... Hm badlien tou bewafai ka ilzam.... Tashreeh: Hmara kutta kutta...! Tmhara kutta TOMMY....

Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? - Bacha - - - Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Dost SHAK karte Hen.

Eid ul azha ka b apna hi maza hai,. Sub larko ko Eid se 1 mahiny phly se larkiyan buri or gaaye achi lagny lag jati ha. Bachi na dekh BACHIYA dekh kesi hy.

Doctor: Aap K Shohar Theek Ho Sakty Hain Aap Unka Khayal Rakhain Tension Na Dein Laraai Na Karein. Taza khana paka kr dein or inki farmabrdari krain. Shoping k liye zid na karein, Un Ki Khidmat Karein Husband: Dr. ne Kya Kaha? B.V: La-Ilaaj Ho Tum.

Mera Dil kar raha hai dost0 !!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tum sab ko OLX per bech dOoUn No msgx No callx Had h0ti hai yar