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Main ye sim Off kar raha hoon.Is pe muje bohat calls aur msgs aa rahe hain log tang karte hain aur ye P0chte hain k.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hai?" (^_^)/" <| | ' _||_ Lo dasso hun banda sohna v na hove?????????

Bohat Khubsurat ho tum Pr us se bhi khubsurat hai andaz tumhara.. . Loog kehte hein chand ka tukra ho tum. . Hum kehte hein chand tukra hy tumhara. . . . Baqi Mzaq kal kren gy. . . Kahin Dimag kharab na hojay tumhara.

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

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JANAB !! Adab arz hai.. Aaj mosam kuch sard hai.. Par SMS karne mein kia harj hai.. Aap ko SMS bhejna Humara farz hai.. Q ke Aap ka naam Humare mobil mein darj hai.. Ye SMS type karte karte Humari Finger mein dard hai.. Itna jan lo Humara ye SMS Aap pe qarz hai.. Is qarz ko kitne SMS kar ke chukana hai.. Ye sochna ab Aap ka farz hai......,,,,,,,,;-)

Father: Beta ek Cold Drink ki Bottle to Le Ao. Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda? Father: Pepsi. Son: Plastic ya Glass wali Bottle? Father: Plastic. Son: Choti ya bari? Father: Nahin chahiye,Bas Pani Pila De. Son: Sada ya Namak Wala? Father: Sada. Son: Thanda ya Garam? Father: Chal Ja warna Mardunga. Son: Chappal Se Ya Danday Se? Father: Janwar kahin k... Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey? Father:Mere Samny se hat ja. Son: Slow ya Fast? Father:Mery Hathon mar jayega. Son: Chaqu ya Gun Se? Father: Chaqu sy. Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy? Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera. Son: Doctor ko Bulaoon ya Doctor k Pas chalen?