1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

GirL: Kaha Ho? . Boy: Bank Me . GirL: Mere Liye 9000 Rupe WaLa MobiLe Or 4000 WaLa Koi Acha Sa Suit Lete Ana:) . Boy: BLood Bank Me Hun Kameni Aja Khoon PeLay..

DIL : MAIN : DIL DIL : 2014 KA : DIL DIL : JAMA : DIL DIL : DAAR : DIL DIL : HOON : DIL Ab is sms ko dil k baghir parho to aap ka naam aaye ga.Its Magic.

Bewafa Se Kabi Pyar Nahi Hota Marne K Bad Intizar Nahi Hota Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Dekh Kar Karna Qk Har Insan Meri Taraha Sweet Lovely Smart or Samajhdar Nahi Hota.

Aap ko sms karne se acha hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kutty ko pathar mar lo kam se kam reply to karta hai:

shayar ek shaadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se: . . "Naazon se pali ho susral jaa rhi ho . . . . Masi ki tarha kam karogi bekar me Itra rahi ho

Teri Dosti me Kuch Aisi Bat Hy Har Waqt Teri Yaad Mere Sath Hy Dil Chahta Hy Tumko Tmse Chura Loon Pr Ammi Kehti h Chori Krna Buri Baat Hy

Ishq Pe Muqadma kar k kya Mil Jaye Ga Husan Walon ko Pakro Jo Fasaad ki Jarr Hain . . abe chor yaar: mujhe to chor mashwara dena b azaab hogia.

Science ki tarraqqi. Ab Ap gulab k phool Sy Bhi Baten Kr Skty Hain Wow So Intersting! sochiye, Wo kesy? Its Simple Just Text me..