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Santa Singh : --Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?-- Banta Singh : --Yes, that--s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?--

Sardar ki ghari kharab hogai.......
Usne thori dhear socha phirghari ko khool diya.....
Ghari ko jab khola tu us main macchar mara para tha...
Sardar phoot phoot kar rone laga..
Pass se ghuzarte admi ne rone ki waja pochi..
Then sardar answerd:Meri ghri ka driver marr hgaya hai..
He He He

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao
Sardar:Kyon, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola Mai CPU hon.

Sardar and Hitler








Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"











Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

1 Sardar bus driver k seat ke peche likha tha.'Agar WAHE GURU ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga.'AUR Agar ankh lag gai to!WAHEGURU se hi mila dunga..

Aik Sardar Apnae marrage certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon..