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Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee howey ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dekh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45

Ek bar 300 sardar

ship mein travel kar rahe thay

Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.

kaise?

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Nothing serious.

Ship beech mein khrab hua

tou sab dhakka dene niche uter gaye.

Sardar apni behan k sath ja raha tha, Kisi ne zore se kaha " Oye.. mashoka le ker kahan nikle " Sardar ko gussa agaya aur jawab diya " Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Try to understand and don’t disturb me more. leave me alone please please.
Last night I did not sleep, thinking of you. So please please don’t play with my life.

A Sardar says to mosquito.

Sardar ji went to buy a TV.
Salesman: - Do you want colour TV?
Sardar: - Sure, give me a green one please.

A Sardar prays daily for two hours, “Hey VaheGuru meri lottery lagade.â€‌
After 11 years VaheGuru angerly appears and says, “Oey Ullo de pathay eik bar ticket to le lay.â€‌

Sardar while selling Parachute: -
“Plane se kudo, button dabao aur zameen pe hifazat se land karo.â€‌
A customer: - Agar parachute nahi khulla to?
Sardar: - “Oo Paa G paise wapis.â€‌