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aik admi ki nazar khrab thi woh docter kay pass giya aur docter nay usay ainek ki bajaey doorbean kay chashmay laga diyay.jab bahar giya toh aik admi angoor baij raha tha kehnay laga""bhai sahab yeh baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.ha!ha!ha!ha!

surdion ki aik suhani shaam mein gali tehal raha thaa kay mein nay aik khirki main khobsurat larki dekhi. uus nay mujh ko undar aanay ko kaha.meri aankhoon main uus ka chehra jum sa gaya thaa. mein undar gaya tou uus nay mujhay tea pilaye.woh meri aankhon ko ghor se daikh rahi thi. phir uus nay mujh say kaha kay""i like you"" yeh sun kar main nay one minute mein najanay kitnay sapnay dakhay. i became mad. but uus ki doosri baat sun kar mein sharminda sa ho gaya and dhilay qadmoun wapis chala gaya.
she said me "" you are just like my dead brother and i want to see you my brother.

a man was walking in a park when he was suddenly attacked by a criminal. he fought bravely for along time. the criminal finally grabbed the man-s purse ther was no money in it.
""tell me.""said the criminal.""why did you fight so hard if you had no money in your purse?""
"" i thought you were after the money in my shoe,""said teh man.

do bache aapes me baten kar rahe hote
hain aik kehta hai mere abboo itne gram
chai peete hain ke choole se uterte he
chara lete hain . dosra kehta hai bus
mere abboo to dood(Milk)pee kar choole
par baith jate hain. haaaaaaaaaa

ek dafa ek bhai apni behan ke saath jaa raha tha ke saamne se uska dost aa gaya us ne kaha ke ""kya baat hai mashook ko ghumaane le ja rahe ho?""
to us ne kaha "" mashook higi teri meri to behan hai""

THE STORY OF MY GRANDFATHER
ONE DAY MY GRANDFATHER WAS WALKING AND HE WAS PLAYING FOTTY AND HE KICKED THE BALL IN NEIBHOURHOOD HE WAS PLAYING IN THE NIGHT AND HE JUMPED AND HE TOOK HIS FOOTBBALL HE SAW THIS GUY HE SLEEP AND WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAKE UP HE WAS IN HIS BED HE TOLD HIS PARENTS THAT STORY BUT THEY DID BELEIVE!!DO U???
HINT : LAUGH!!! ITS A TRUE STORY

first of all i have to tell you that its not an ordnery joke !! it can kill you realy belive me i m telling the truth . what u say you dont belive ok then i will dont learn it to you cuz i dont tell things to the people who dont hold there belive in me .......

Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

ek dafa ek aadmi kisi chakkar mein phans gaya aur phir us ko police ne pakar liya..... woh wakeel ki paas gaya aur kaha ke mujhe koi tarkeeb batao jis ki waja se mein iss museebat se nikal jaoon.... wakeel ne kaha no problem ..... wakeel kehta hai ke jub judge tum se koi bhi sawal karey tou tum pagal ban jaana aur ulti seedhi harkatein karna .... us ne kaha ok..... jab judge ne us se poocha ke batao tumhara naam kiya hai tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha tum ko police ne kyoun pakra tou woh dobara bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha ke kya tum pagal ho tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" .... judge ne fesla kya ke yeh tou pagal hai isay chorr do....... adalat ke bahar wakeel ne us se poocha dekha meri tarkeeb kaisi thi tum bach gayeeee.... ab laoo meri fees tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"".... ha ha ha