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Yasir:Nasir say kiya tum nay wo latifa suna hai jiss main ghada kahta hai ""Nahi""
Nasir: ""Nahi""

Aik Sahab K pass aik totti hoti hai . W oh bohat uddas or gamgeen rehti hai , or iss ko dekh ker woh sahab pareeshan hoty hai .Un ke samny waly ghar me aik sahab ke pass do tottay hai .aik din dono parossi milty hai to totto ke bary me bat kerty hai , or 2tottay waly sahab kehty hai k mery tottay bohat achay hai neeek bhee hai ,tumhari totti ko aik 2 din ke liyee mery pass bheej do woh in ke sath rahy gi to sahi hoo jai gee.
jis per woh sahab kehty hai yar tumhary tottay hai to ba_ikhlaq na kahi kuch ulta seedha na ker dey,woh sahab kehty hai k bhai tum mery sath aa ker deekh loo. jis per woh sahab un ke ghar jatyhai to dekhty hai k aik totta sijday me hota hai or 2nd ke hath me tasbeeh hoti hai woh tasbeeh per raha hoota hai yeh dekh ker woh bary mutmaain hoty hai .. or kehty hai k mee abhi meri totti le ker aata hoon. phir woh sahab apny ghar ja ker apni piyari or sweet totti ko le ker aaty hai or un 2 tottto ke pinjray ko kholtay hai .
jaisay hee woh sahab pinjraa khol ker jaisay hee totti ko pinjray me dalney lagtyhai to jo totta tasbeh per raha hota hai woh sijday kerny waly see kehta hai k chal bey ub utth ja bohat ho gaya jiss ke liyee dua ke thee woh aa gai...................... hahahha.....hahah..hehehhehe.hheheh.hahha.ahhahhehhheheehhe

hi karishma hi shahrukh
shahrukh:kya hua
karishma: kuch nahi
shahrukh:nahi koi to baath hai jo tum mujh se chuppa rahi ho
karishma:woh mere shadi hone wale hai
shahrukh: nahi esa nahi ho sakta tum mujh se pyar karte ho or mai tum se pyar karta hu
karishma:leken tumhare bhi to shadi hogaye hai
shahrukh:ha ye baath bhi hai mai to bhool hi gaya tha ke mere shadi hogaye hai
karishma:ab mai us bhoore ke saath kaise rahuga
shahrukh:esa karte hai hum dono shadi karlete hai
karishma:yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
shahrukh:chalo phir
karishma: mujh se shadi karo ge
shahrukh:tujh se shadi karoge
karishma;lalalalalalalalala
shahrukh;ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh.
karishma and shahrukh: ***** END*******

aik admi kay ghar per khuch log melny atty hain uss say aur wo admi un say melna nahi chahta aur appny bety ko khata hai un ko ja kar kahoo mera aba ghar per nahi hai wo bacha un admeio kay pass jatta hai aur khata hai mera aba khata hai may ghar per nahi hoo ................ha...ha...ha..ha

the man asked the student why ur teacher wears sunglasses while teaching in the class?the student replied bcoz we r so bright

eik sahab ki kisi doosrey sheher main shaadi honey wali thi itaafaaq se unki station per aankh lag gayee train chali gayee. jab aankh khuli to buhut ghabarey aur apni honey wali b.v ko taar bheja k meri gari chhoot gayee hai jab tak main na aaoon
tum shaadi mat kerna
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eik sahab kisis hotel main gaye inhain kafi garmi lag rahe thi inhoon ne apna coat utar ker eik jaagah lat;la diya aur saath maineik paper laga diya k mera coat huraney ki koshish mat ker main boxing main WORLD CHAMPION HOON................
thori deer baad jab woh ayee to unka coat gayab tha aur doosri taraf paper lika k mujhe pakarney ki koshish mat karna main bhagney main aalmi champion hoon...........

kaisa tha mujhe main kerkey zaroor batana

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do saheeliyan mudat baad millin eik ne kaha suna hai tum ne lakh pati se shaadi ki hai
shadi to ki hai lakin maine he usse lakh pati banaya hai

doosri dost acha to eoh pehley kya they
pehley to carore pati they
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iqbaal: mere walid eik haath se car ruka sakteys hain
saleem: to woh buhut barey pehlawan hongey
iqbaal: ji nahin woh police cantstable hain

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