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joke is joke

app ki ankheen hain jheel jaisee....
dil chahata hai is me machiliyaa choor do .

Subha teri Sham meri ho,
Din tera Raat Meri ho,
Hansi Teri Udasi Meri ho,
or jab Moat aaye Dost,
Qabar Teri usmain Lash




Oh Hello
Teri hi ho :)



Meri Q ho...
mitar----aage khud samajh jao

The man who says his wife can't take a joke,
forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

In the jungle, why should you only be afraid when the drums STOP
beating?

That means the guitar solo is gonna start...

apno see door theat means that i am older than you you see my friend she is a jerk lari billi hai

Two sardar are observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Sardar#1: I can-t seem to get this door unlocked! Sardar#2: Well, you-d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top of the car is down!

before i tell u a joke please smile first please OK if u smile then understand that this is my joke because the purpose of joke is to left smile on your faces OK bye

ak urat(woman)Police Station main jati hay FIR darj karati hay kay mera shohar(Hushban) kal aalo ghosht(beef) lenay gaya thai aur abhi tak nahi aya is ki bat sun kar Police Inspector kuch deer sochnai kay baad kahta hai aap aisa karain kay aaj(today)aap aalo matar paka lain....... HAHAHAHA