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mother: beta dhoop main kharey kiya ker rahe hoo

munna: ami passeena sukha raha hooooooooon

teacher ne student k father ko kaha k aap ke betey ne saree records tor (break) ker diyee
father nalayaq ghar main to saaman torta (break) kerta hai aur ab school main main bhi tor phor shooroo kerdi

eik behan ne apney bhai se kaha k tum billi ki dum (tail) kiyun khench rehey hooo to us ne masooomiat se kaha k main to sirf dum(tail pakra hua hooooon khech to woh khud rahe hai ................................................................
hahahahahahahahaha
pasan ayee to mujhe zarooor batana meri id hai

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Aik pathaan tha wo sciencedaan tha...;)

Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan

We All Love You PAKISTAN.

ek sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akal badhee yah bhens tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga hahhhahahhahha

ek dafa ek admi doodh waale ke paas dhoodh lene aata aur kehta bhai sahab jo mai ne kal doodh liya tha woh bara khata tha to doodh waala bolta hai haan bhai sahab kal gaaaye (cow)ne ghalti se neembo khaliya tha

aik bar aik srdar jee bus stop par kharay bus ka wait kr rahay hotay hain bus ati hai to cahrnay lagtay hain lakin bus chal parti hai bus k peechay baghtay hain lakin bus ko catch nahi ks\r patay akhir kar driver break lagata hai aur srdar jee bus par char jatay hain aur driver say kahtay hain
BUS KOI TERI MAAN AYE
DRIVER: NAHI Q?
SARDAR : BUS KOI TERI BEHAN AYYE
DRIVER : NAI JEE Q
SRDAR JEE: TAY PHAAIIR CAHARRAN Q NAHI DITTA
HAHAHHAHA

why do mice have long tails? well,they--d look silly with long hair!