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LIFE IS NOTHIG BUT JOKE
ITS A BIG JOKE AND NOTHING IS BIG THAN JOKE

ek dafa kya howa meri ek dost ney kaha joke sunao..maine kaha..tum jo hain naa road par kar k ek building miley gee waha jana pehla flat chor kar dosrey main chale jana..oss main meri masee milay gee oss kee shadi kee photo dekhna..oss kee dulhay kee kasam mujhey nahee attaa

aik dost ne kaha ke mein aur mere dost sardar ney programme banaya France jane ka England se.Hum apne passports bhi saath le gahe jab hum ne apne passpotrs deeye to check kerne wala bahut hansa aur kaha aap ja sakte hain magar sardar sahib nahin jasakte.Hum pareeshaan ho gaee to os ne bataya ke yeh passport sardar ka nahin,jab os ne passport wapis kyaa to sardar ne kaha ""ooee yeh to mery bahn(sister) ka passport hai""Hum bahut hanse

aik poet aik Aadmi ko shair suanata hai
""khudi ko kar buland itna""
""khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqdeer se pehle"" dosra Aadmi forran kehta hai ye shair to mujhe Aata hai then poet kehta hai challo yaar tum he suna do to wo kehta hai ""khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqdeer se pehle khuda banday se khud poochay bol bachay ab kahaan se utro gay""

Aik bachay ki ammi us ko ghar may chor kar bazar chalay gain thin,or ghar kay saray darwazay lock kar dia thay,us ko bohot zoor say peshab aa raha tha woh bath room gia to bath room ka darwaza loock tha,us nay khirki say bahar peshab kar dia nechay say cholay wala ja raha tha us kay cholon per peshab gir gia,us nay bola ooay tu nay yeh kya kia phir neh bola may abhi uper aa kar tojhay batata hoon,bachay nay bola tum uper kaisay aao gay darwaza to bandh hay cholay walay nay bola main tumhara peshab pakar pakar kar uper aaoon ga bachay nay bola main rok rok kar peshab karon ga tu patakh patakh kar mar jaiy ga

ek din doctor ne do pagal ko pagalkhane
se le aya aur isko test kar raha tha key yeh thik hoyae hai key nahi to doctor sahab ne ek ko kaha ke jao mere ghar aur dekho ke mie ghar mie ho to pagal bhagkar doctor ke ghar ke taraf gaye to dosray ne kaha ke yeh pagal hai doctor ne socha ke yeh thik ho gaya hoga to pocha key yeh kyo kaha tum ne pagal ne jawab diya key clinic se phone karne ki jaga woh bhag kar aap key ghar ki taraf gaya doctor ne kaha yeh bhi thik nahi hai

ustad ne bache se kaha ke do aur do char hote hain(2+2=4)ab batao char aur char kitne hote hain?
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha

ustad ne bache se kaha ke do aur do char hote hain(2+2=4)ab batao char aur char kitne hote hain?
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha

aik dafa aik boorhay aadmi ko office ki jaldi thi aur ja rahatha ,rastay main usay aik aadmi mila motorcycle pay usnay kaha bhai sahab aayiyye main aap ko aapkay office chordoon us nay kaha yaar main bhaith jata laykin mujhay abhi jaldi hai