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paney lanay ki baat kartay ho dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho jo dil mian hia us ko nikalnay ki baat kartay hooooooooo..........ahahhahah
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wht a joke nice na

On a special teacher-s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist-s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, ""I bet I know what it is - flowers!""

""That-s right!"" said the boy, ""but how did you know?""

""Just a wild guess,"" she said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner-s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, ""I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!""

""That-s right! But how did you know?"" asked the girl.

""Just a lucky guess,"" said the teacher.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner-s son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. ""Is it wine?"" she asked.

""No,"" the boy replied.

The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. ""Is it champagne?"" she asked.

""No,"" the boy replied.

The teacher then said, ""I give up, what is it?""

The boy replied, ""A puppy!""

aik dafa police ney aik chor ko garments ki dukan se chori karte hoy pakra, us par case hua.judge ne us se poocha;tumhe apnee biwi ka khayal kar lena chaheay tha.chor ne kaha;Khayal to tha par dukan mein sirf mardana kapray they.

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www.wallpaperspecial.tk ---The Best Love story ever...
A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border) areas.
The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boywho was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to knowabout their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.

The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding.

He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.

One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter-s clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained.

In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked ""what is this..? to which
the fairy replied :

""kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel hai na...""

I know what u are feeling now... But don-t look for me... I-m searching for the person who mailed this to me... :)
I know you want to kill me for this!!!
I felt the same!!


:) KEEP SMILING

Techer: ""whats a computer byte?""
Pupil: ""i dint know they had teeth""

rondiya muj ko teri awara mazaji ne
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..

aik aurat kaa baitaa khoo jaataa hai,wo aurat thaaney mein report likhwa daitee hai,jub police waloon say bhi baramad nahii hota tu police bhi us koo dhoondnaa band ker daitee hai,per us kee maan aaaas laga kay rozanaa police station jaatii hai,ek police wala poochtaa hai kay ammman aakhir tumhara betaa gaya kahan,tu wo kehtee hai sabzii lenay gaya thaa tu wo police wala kehtaa hai kay ammman us koo chorroo koi doosrii sabzii paka loooo........hahahahaha

aik kuta apnai bachey ko dhonta dhonta aik gher kai pass aker khata hojata hai .itnai main wahan sai aik aur kuey ka guzar hota hai .woh pochta hai bhai yahan kiyon khatey hoo,kuta kehta hai bhai mera bacha ghum gaya hai main ussai dhond raha hoon,to woh doosra kuta kehta hai yeah kiya tareeqa hai bacha dhondnai ka tum to yahan khatey hoo,woh kuta kehta hai kai baat drasal yeah hai kai ander do admmi ladh raha hain aik kehta hai to kutey ka bacha .doosra kehta hai to kutey ka bacha .ab jo kutey ka bcha mana jayega main usko sath laiker chala jayoonga

aik dafa aik admi safar main tha safar main achanak raat aagiey us ny soocha kisi k ghar raat basar ki jaye woh jis k ghar raat guzarney gia woh young couple tha mezbaan ny kaha k dekho bhai yeh aik room hai yahan main aur merey biwi sotey hain aur is key ilawah aik aur room hai jahan par BABY sotey hai aur drawing room bhi hai app chaho to baby k saath so jao chaho to drawing room main so jao woh admi dil main soochta hai yaar raat ko BABY roye gi tang karey gi main drawing room main hi so jata hoin subha jab woh uttah to kia dekha k aik bahoot hi haseen larki kitchen main sy bahir aarahey hai woh poochta hai app kon woh larki jawab dety hai ji main BABY phir larki poochti hai app kon woh admi ghusey main kehta hai main ULLOH KA PATTAH